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Paste the Screenshot and Get the Answer

Paste a screenshot, a CSV or a report. Scaley Consultant answers from ZenoX Media's client notes, and nothing connects to your account.

  • Nothing to connect. It never sees your account
  • Cancel any day
  • You make every change yourself

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You have the screenshot open, and you can't tell if the number on it is normal.

A real question from the ZenoX Media question bank. 122 stores asked it, 751 times.

The short answer

Scaley Consultant is a Google Ads chat for a store owner. You paste a screenshot, a CSV or a report and ask. It answers from the notes of ZenoX Media, a Google Ads agency with $200M+ in client revenue tracked through our campaigns. Nothing connects to your account, and it never changes a setting. It is $99 a month, flat.

Written and reviewed by

Counted, from ZenoX Media's own files

It Looks Your Screenshot Up in Those Notes

ZenoX Media's own files, which Scaley reads before it answers.

262,792Slack messagesand counting
636client channels
8,183voice memos
400+store accounts
$200M+in client revenue tracked through our campaigns

ZenoX Media's Slack export · ZenoX Media client reporting

Every figure is ZenoX Media's own count: the Slack counts off its Slack export, the voice memos off its call recordings, the stores and the revenue off its client reporting.

The comment section, again

Nobody Answered the Screenshot

It's Tuesday afternoon. The report is open, and a number on it looks wrong.

You crop the screenshot and paste it under a stranger's video. Then you wait.

"I got no clicks and no impressions and was charged. $66. I don't understand this at all," one owner wrote on YouTube.

The people who know this are on a retainer, working their own clients' accounts.

Paste the same screenshot here. The answer comes back in the words the team already used on a real store.

The screenshot is open. The $66 still has no explanation.

How it knows what it knows

Every Answer Comes Out of One Agency's Client Notes

Scaley Consultant does not search the open web. It looks your question up in the files ZenoX Media wrote while running real stores.

  1. ZenoX Already Answered It

    Every fix the ZenoX Media team sent a client landed in Slack, a voice note or an SOP. This chat searches all of it before it answers you.

  2. You Hand It the One File

    Upload a screenshot, a CSV or a report. It reads that file and the agency notes together, nothing else.

  3. You Get the Reply the Comment Section Never Sent

    No essay and no list of links. One answer, in the words the team already used on a real store with this problem.

A real question from the notes

The PMax Budget Question Already Has an Answer

Copied word for word from the ZenoX Media question bank, and shown as an example, not a live session.

scaleyai.com/chatScaley Consultant
Built from real client questionsAsked by 60 stores, 216 times
  1. You

    Should we increase the Performance Max budget substantially now?

  2. Scaley Consultant

    I wouldn't make a huge jump now. Let's scale in steps if profit and ROAS are stable because a big increase can mess with the algorithm and performance.

What it cannot do

Scaley Consultant Cannot See Your Account

It reads the file you upload, and nothing else of yours.

No Connection to Your Account

It has no link to Google Ads. It can't see your campaigns, your budget or your billing. There is no access to pull back later, because none was granted.

Your File Stays Yours

The screenshot answers your question. It is not added to the agency notes the chat reads.

A Screenshot, a CSV or a Report

Crop the part that worries you, or upload the full export. It reads the file the way a buyer would read it over your shoulder.

You Still Make the Change

It says what it would do and why, in the words the team used on a real store. You check the thinking, then you make the change yourself, or you skip it.

Scaley Media Buyer is the step up from here. It reads the live account and never writes. Scaley Consultant connects to nothing.

The pricing page spells out what each level may read. Scaley Consultant connects to nothing. Scaley Media Buyer reads, and it never changes a setting.

The next level

Stay on Screenshots, or Move Up

One level up, Scaley Media Buyer reads the live account, so you stop pasting screenshots. Every price on this ladder is the published one, on the Scaley pricing page.

3-Day Free Trial

Scaley Consultant

$99/mo flat

Always $99 a month

3-day free trial. Card required. Cancel anytime

  • Answers from real ZenoX client notes, not forum threads
  • Upload screenshots, CSVs and reports. One straight answer
  • Inner Circle seat included (normally $299/mo)
  • Weekly live calls with Chris
  • The ZenoX Scaling SOP Vault: the playbooks we scale client stores with

Scaley Media Buyer. When you want it to read the live account, not just the file you upload.

See Scaley Media Buyer

Scaley Suite. When you want it to prepare the changes, not just name them.

See Scaley Suite
Before the price

Before You Paste the First Screenshot

The Last Tool I Tried Made My Account Worse

That tool ran the account, and the account got worse. This one has nothing to run. It reads the file you upload and one agency's client notes, then answers. Every decision after that is still yours.

Google's Rep Already Sends Me Advice

The rep, the optimization score and the recommendations tab all earn more when you spend more. Scaley Consultant answers from notes where the agency argued with those defaults on real accounts.

ChatGPT Is Free. Why Pay for This

Try it this afternoon, at your desk. Paste the question into a generic chat, then paste the screenshot here. The generic answer comes off the public pages and agrees with you. This one comes from notes the team had to face the store with again, so the note had to be right.

My Account Is Too Small for This

A small account doesn't make the question easier. A wrong read costs more when there is less spend around it. Scaley Consultant is $99 a month, flat, on the pricing page. Spend more or spend less. The bill stays put.

I Am Not Handing Over My Account

There is nothing to hand over. Scaley Consultant never sees your account. It reads the file you upload and the agency notes. The account stays yours.

This Is For You If

You run your own Google Ads, and you want a second opinion on the screenshot you already have open.

Not For You If

You want the live account read, so you can stop cropping a screenshot. That is Scaley Media Buyer, one level up. It reads and never writes.

The offer

What Comes with Scaley Consultant

Scaley Consultant

$99/mo flat

  • Inner Circle seat included (normally $299/mo)
  • The ZenoX Scaling SOP Vault: the playbooks we scale client stores with
  • Weekly live call with Chris

3-day free trial. Card required. Cancel anytime

Try it on your own screenshots for 3 days. Your first bill comes at the end of your first paid month.

3-day free trial. Card required. Cancel anytime

Inner Circle lists at $299/mo on its own Skool page. Every price and term here is the published one on the pricing page.

Christopher Krassnig, founder of Scaley and ZenoX Media

Christopher Krassnig

Founder, Scaley AI · Operator at ZenoX Media

Why this exists

Those Answers Used to Cost a Monthly Retainer

I'm Chris, and ZenoX Media is my Google Ads agency. We have $200M+ in client revenue tracked through our campaigns, across 400+ stores. That figure comes from our own client reporting.

The best answers my team gave those clients lived in my head and in our Slack. Reaching them meant a retainer, and a small store can't always sign one.

So we put a search box on those notes. It reads them before it answers you, and it never connects to your account to do it.

Every tier includes a seat in the Google Ads eCom Lab, the room where I run the weekly live call. The ZenoX Scaling SOP Vault: the playbooks we scale client stores with.

From our own agency work, that access was $3-8K a month. A screenshot gets you the notes.

1,700+ people are already in there

The $299 Room Comes Free with Every Level

Every level includes an Inner Circle seat. Inner Circle is the top paid tier of the Google Ads eCom Lab, the Skool community Chris runs. Scaley users get it included. The weekly calls and the SOP Vault sit in Inner Circle.

Bring Your Account to the Weekly CallChris runs it live. Ask your question in front of the room.
The Scaling SOPs Behind ZenoX MediaThe ZenoX Scaling SOP Vault: the playbooks we scale client stores with. Written down, and yours with every level.
skool.com/google-ads-ecom/about
The Google Ads eCom Lab page on Skool, showing its member count, and its 5.0 rating.
The group page. Rated 5.0 by its members.
skool.com/google-ads-ecom
The community feed inside the Google Ads eCom Lab, showing pinned posts from Christopher Krassnig about how the group works and a seasonal Google Ads playbook.
skool.com/google-ads-ecom/classroom
The classroom inside the Google Ads eCom Lab, showing the course modules members work through.

Inside the Google Ads eCom Lab on Skool

Inner Circle sells for $299/mo on its own Skool page. The 1,700+ members are Chris's own count.

Before you go

Cancel Any Day. You Pay for the Days You Used

Anything else, write to hello@scaleyai.com.

No. It has no way in. It reads only the file you upload, and the agency notes behind it. The step up is Scaley Media Buyer. It reads the live account and never writes.

See What That Screenshot Is Costing You

The screenshot is already open on your screen. Paste it in. The answer comes from ZenoX Media's client notes, in the words the team used on a real store. Nothing connects to your account. Your first bill comes at the end of your first paid month.

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